I went to one of the best hospitals in Bangkok, Even I didn’t ask them vitalize my retiring cock.
It seems under hot-humid weather it’s melting.
But my enquiry was a trivial hand’s skin itching.
Nevertheless the nurse gave me a free bitching.
She said, “Dr Keen likes to look at your face before your skin.
As we know the white skins are normally thin,
Somehow they attract in Bangkok more sins.
This is way how we do know the science of skins.
This extra information we are freely giving
We would like to know who is your next of kin?
In case you die, while Dr Keen is looking at your skin.”
Then the photo’s progressing urgently begins.
It’s some thing like getting into iron-curtain country.
Once you are in there, who knows when you will be free.
She said, “Why not smile and look at the friendly photo-machine?
After the photo session, you could be useful to this nation
If you love our King, there will be a ten percent concession.”
But if you have a criminal conviction, the charge will be four-fold.
When the photo is taken, don’t show off your teeth, they look like gold.
Nevertheless, obeying hospital rules, nine points you will win.
Besides, the photo machine is not spy-fully complicated
This machine is only ordinary customer-rated.
Therefore you just relax; you don’t have to hate it.
But if you are a healthy, wealthy man with active sexual sins
From our weekly lottery, a bar girl you will win.
Our national health care offers the right person more than the right thing,
With all great services in, where else can you go?
With our photos, it’s like a winning lotto with Toto So for the sake of the C.I.A, let me take just one more photo.